Swoosh 136 FC 2007/08

Matchday - Saturday 7 June 2008

2008-06-02T19:44:00.002+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: Uniten, Bangi
Time: 5.15pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
MFFC - 5
Goalscorer: Andy
Players: Alex, Francis, Henry, Yap, Andy, Wari, Raja, Rosly, Chan, John, Ben, Wilson, Teoh.

Matchday - Sunday 25 May 2008

2008-05-21T20:09:00.002+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: Uniten, Bangi
Time: 5.15pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
Club 9 - 2
Goalscorer: Wilson

Matchday - Saturday 26 April 2008

2008-04-21T23:07:00.005+08:00

SSLKL Bowl Q-final
Venue: Universiti Kebangsaan Malaysia, Bangi
Time: 5pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
UK Rovers - 1 (UK Rovers win 4-3 on penalties)
Goalscorer: Jason
Players: Alex, Lawrence, Francis, SK, Henry, Lee, Mervyn, Yap, Andy, Terry, Sathia, Jason, Wari, Raja, Chan, Renu.

Matchday - Sunday 20 April 2008

2008-04-17T13:34:00.001+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: Alice Smith School, Sri Kembangan
Time: 3.45pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 3
UK Rovers - 0
Goalscorer: Mervyn (3)
Players: Alex, Francis, SK, Henry, Lee, Mervyn, Yap, Andy,Terry, Wilson, Ben, Pu, Wari, Rosly, Chan, Renu.

Matchday - Sunday 13 April 2008

2008-04-10T10:34:00.003+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: Petronas, Bangi
Time: 5.15pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 2
Maluri FC - 1
Goalscorer: Hanif (2)
Players: Alex, Francis, SK, Henry, Lee, Mervyn, Yap, Juan, Andy, John, Wilson, Ram, Raja, Wari, Rosly, Hanif, Renu.

Matchday - Saturday 5 April 2008

2008-04-02T17:43:00.001+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: Uniten, Bangi
Time: 5pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 2
Expat Lions - 4
Goalscorers: Hanif, Mervyn
Players: Alex, Lee, Mervyn, Yap, Juan, Lawrence, Andy, Ben, Jason, John, Sathia, Wilson, Ram, Raja, Wari, Rosly, Hanif, Renu.

Matchday - Saturday 29 March 2008

2008-03-25T21:41:00.003+08:00

SSLKL Friendly
Venue: Petronas, Bangi
Time: 3.45pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 2
USJ FC - 1
Goalscorers: Ram, Hanif
Players: Henry, Lee, Terry, SK, Mervyn, Yap, Lawrence, Andy, Ben, Jason, Ram, Raja, Wari, Rosly, Hanif, Renu.

Matchday - Sunday 16 March 2008

2008-03-14T00:30:00.007+08:00

SSLKL Cup
Venue: Universiti Putra Malaysia (UPM), Bangi - Field A
Time: 5pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
Mancis United - 3
Goalscorer: Hanif

Players: Henry, Yap, Alex, Andy, Ben, Lawrence, John, Pu, Wilson, Wari, Hanif, Renu.

Match Night - Tuesday 11 March 2008

2008-03-14T00:23:00.002+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Maybank, Bangi
Time: 8pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 2
Tiger United FC - 6
Goalscorer: Wilson (2)
Players: Mervyn, Yap, Andy, Ben, Ram, Rosly, Jason, Juan, Wilson, Wari and 1 guest player.

Matchday - Saturday 1 March 2008

2008-03-02T23:44:00.000+08:00

SSLKL Cup
Venue: Uniten, Bangi
Time: 5.15pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 5
Socceroos - 1
Goalscorers: Hanif (3), Mervyn, Jason

Expulsion of Soccerities 07

2008-03-02T23:30:00.001+08:00

From the SSLKL Forum:

Soccerities have again been caught fielding a non-registered player, and having received two bans already this season, and been given a final warning, the SSL Committee has no option but to terminate their involvement in the SSL with immediate effect.

All the results from their games will be null and void. We are inviting USJ FC into our league to replace Soccerities, and they will play friendly matches in place of Soccerites' league games, and join the Bowl QF as if they had finished bottom of Group D.

The SSL is run on the principle of teams and their managers being honest and playing to the rules and regulations we have. We cannot accept the flagrant disregard of our mutual understanding and respect for what the social league stands for by any team.

Wayne Lee
On behalf of SSLKL committee

Matchday - Saturday 23 February 2008

2008-02-22T20:09:00.005+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: Uniten, Bangi
Time: 5pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 2
Sri Petaling - 1
Goalscorer: Hanif (2)
Players: Henry, Lee, Terry, Mervyn, Yap, Alex, Andy, Rahimi, Ben, Chan, Ram, Teoh, Francis, Juan, Wilson, Wari, Hanif, Renu.

Matchday - Sunday 17 February 2008

2008-02-14T00:05:00.003+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Uniten, Bangi
Time: 3.45pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 0
Poly Poxy - 2
Players: Henry, Lee, SK, Mervyn, Yap, Alex, Andy, Rahimi, Ben, Chan, Melvin, Raja, Francis, Juan, Rosly.

Matchday - Saturday 2 February 2008

2008-01-30T10:33:00.000+08:00

SSLKL Cup
Venue: Bank Pertanian, Bangi
Time: 5pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 0
LSCM-TSV - 8

* The match was abandoned at halftime as only seven players had turned up for Swoosh 136.

Matchday - Saturday 26 January 2008

2008-01-21T23:43:00.000+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: Bank Pertanian, Bangi
Time: 3.45pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
MFFC - 4
Goalscorer: Sathia

Matchday - Sunday 20 January 2008

2008-01-17T21:28:00.000+08:00

SSLKL Cup
Venue: RHB, Bangi
Time: 3.45pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
Warriors FC - 3
Goalscorer: Hanif
Players: Henry, Lee, SK, Terry, Ram, Mervyn, Yap, Alex, Andy, Wari, John, Wilson, Rahimi, Ben, Hanif, Chan, Sathia.

Matchday - Sunday 13 January 2008

2008-01-11T21:25:00.000+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: Alice Smith School, Sri Kembangan
Time: 5.15pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 4
UK Rovers - 1
Goalscorers: Hanif (3), Ram.
Players: Henry, Lee, SK, Terry, Ram, Mervyn, Yap, Alex, Andy, Wari, Pu, Rahimi, Ben, Hanif, Chan, Renu.

Match Night - Wednesday 9 January 2008

2008-01-07T11:30:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: MSN, Bukit Jalil
Time: 8.30pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 2
Beluga FC - 0
Goalscorer: Hanif (2)
Players: Henry, Lee, Terry, Francis, Yap, Andy, Rahimi, Juan, Ben, Hanif, Chan, Renu, Wilson, Jason, Sathia.

Matchday - Sunday 6 January 2008

2008-01-02T23:57:00.000+08:00

SSLKL Cup
Venue: RHB, Bangi
Time: 5.15pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 0
Red Star KL - 6
Players: Henry, Francis, Lee, SK, Terry, Jason, Ram, Mervyn, Yap, Alex, Sathia, Andy, Wari, Wilson, Juan, Rahimi, Ben, Hanif, Rosly, Chan, Renu, Teoh.

Match Night - Tuesday 1 January 2008

2008-01-02T23:30:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: MSN, Bukit Jalil
Time: 8pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 2
Orange Juice FC - 2
Goalscorers: Hanif, Wari
Players: Henry, Francis, Lee, Mervyn, Yap, Andy, Wari, Wilson, Juan, Rahimi, Ben, John, Hanif, Pu, Teoh.

Matchday - Sunday 30 December 2007

2007-12-24T19:59:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Petronas, Bangi
Time: 3.30pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 2
Korea FC Malaysia - 2
Goalscorers: Ben, Wilson
Players: Chan, Henry, Lee, Mervyn, SK, Yap, Andy, Wari, Wilson, Juan, Rahimi, Rosly, Raja, Alex, Ben, John, Terry, Baskaran.

Matchday - Sunday 16 December 2007

2007-12-13T11:28:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Petronas, Bangi
Time: 4.00pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 3
Bro FC - 3
Goalscorers: Ram (2), Wilson
Players: Chan, Henry, Lee, Mervyn, Pu, Ram, SK, Yap, Wari, Wilson, Juan, Rahimi, Jason, Rosly, Raja, Alex, Melvin.

Matchday - Sunday 9 December 2007

2007-12-09T22:30:00.000+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: Lembaga Lebuhraya Malaysia (LLM), Bangi
Time: 5.00pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 2
Maluri FC - 2
Goalscorer: Hanif (2)
Players: Andy, Chan, Henry, Lee, Mervyn, Pu, Ram, SK, Yap, Wari, Wilson, Terry, Renu, Juan, Rahimi, John, Ben, Sathia, Baskaran.

Soccerities 07 Sanctioned Again

2007-12-09T22:00:00.000+08:00

Soccerities 07 has received another 3-point sanction due to fielding an un-registered player (player without photo). Soccerities 07 will also need to replay the match (at a time stipulated by the committee) with Maluri FC with the cost borne by the team.

Matchday - Saturday 1 December 2007

2007-12-02T22:30:00.000+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: Bank Pertanian, Bangi
Time: 3.45pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 0
Expat Lions - 2
Players: Andy, Alex, Chan, Henry, Lee, Mervyn, Ram, SK, Yap, Wari, Wilson, Renu, Juan, Rahimi, Jason, John, Ben, Sathia.

Soccerities 07 Receives Sanction

2007-11-29T23:30:00.000+08:00

Soccerities 07 has been handed a 3-point sanction in the SSLKL Division 2 league due to fielding an unregistered player. Soccerities 07 will also need to replay the match with SPA (at a time stipulated by the committee) with the cost borne by the team.

Matchday - Sunday 25 November 2007

2007-11-20T11:37:00.000+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: RHB, Bangi
Time: 5.15pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
Soccerities 07 - 3
Goalscorer: Mervyn

Matchday - Sunday 18 November 2007

2007-11-13T12:39:00.000+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: Petronas, Bangi
Time: 3.35pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
Club 9 - 0
Goalscorer: Ben
Players: Andy, Francis, Henry, Lee, Mervyn, Pu, SK, Teoh, Yap, Wari, Wilson, Juan, Rahimi, Jason, Rosly, Hanif, Ben, Raja.

Matchday - Sunday 11 November 2007

2007-11-13T11:23:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Petronas, Bangi
Time: 3.30pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 4
Korea FC M'sia - 3
Goalscorers: Mervyn, Wilson, Ram, one og.
Players: Andy, Alex, Francis, Lee, Mervyn, SK, Terry, Teoh, Yap, Wari, Wilson, Juan, John, Rahimi, Ram.

Nokia Football Crazy

2007-11-06T11:58:00.000+08:00

Andy Penders: Swoosh 136 won. Against all odds, beating Sri Petaling 1-0.
Jaime Yeo: Yes, yes...I was so excited....I watched them from the stands.
Andy Penders: Oh really? Who's you favorite player?
Jaime Yeo: Gotta be Sir Charles....(blushes). He's so hot.
Andy Penders: What da @#$%! He played like 10 minutes.
Haikel: Yup..and when he was subbed, the opponents missed him sorely.
Jaime Yeo: Shuddup..Haikel. Go @#$% a rhino.
Haikel: (sniggers and grabbed his crotch). Blow me baby.
Jaime Yeo: After your momma...
Andy Penders: Guys..guys...we're live here. How they gonna fare this season?
Haikel: One game wonder..like Sunderland. Bubble to burst next week.
Jaime Yeo: Your piles gonna burst, Haikel.

Matchday - Sunday 4 November 2007

2007-10-31T23:15:00.000+08:00

SSLKL League
Venue: BSN, Bangi

Time: 5.15pm

Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
Sri Petaling - 0

Goalscorer: Rahimi

SSLKL Carnival - Sunday 28 October 2007

2007-10-29T00:00:00.000+08:00

Venue: Alice Smith School, Serdang

Time: 9am

Swoosh 136 lost out in the seven-a-side Bowl Q-final after finishing fifth in the group stages with a win, a draw and four defeats.

Players: SK, Lee, Andy, Francis, Wilson, Henry, Alex, Yap, Raja, Renu, Rahimi.

Matchday - Sunday 21 October 2007

2007-10-23T00:26:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Petronas, Bangi

Time: 5.30pm

Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 4
Poly Poxy - 3

Goalscorer: Wilson (3), Andy

Players: SK, Lee, Andy, Wari, Francis, Teoh, Pu, Wilson, Ben, Hanif, Henry, Alex, Yap and 1 guest player.

New web address for Swoosh 136 FC

2007-10-18T10:47:00.000+08:00

The team's web address has been changed to http://www.swoosh136fc.com/. Those accessing the blogspot web address will be redirected to the new domain.

Matchday - Sunday 7 October 2007

2007-10-10T23:29:00.001+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Uniten, Bangi

Time: 4pm

Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
Sri Petaling - 3

Goalscorer: Jason.

Matchday - Sunday 30 September 2007

2007-10-01T21:35:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Time: 4pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 0
MCA Youth Sri Kembangan - 3
Players: Francis, SK, Lee, Terry, Henry, Chan, Andy, Wari, Wilson, Alex, Teoh, Renu, Mervyn, Lawrence ,Yap and 3 guest players.

Matchday - Sunday 23 September 2007

2007-09-23T22:19:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Uniten, Bangi
Time: 4pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 3
Maluri FC - 2
Goalscorers: Chan, Wilson, Francis

Matchday - Sunday 16 September 2007

2007-09-23T22:00:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Petronas, Bangi
Time: 4pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 2
Red Team - 1
Goalscorers: Terry, Guest
Players: Alex, Andy, Chan, Francis, Lawrence, Lee, Henry, SK, Terry, Yap and 2 guest players.

Matchday - Sunday 9 September 2007

2007-09-06T12:43:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Petronas, Bangi
Time: 3.30pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
Korea FC M'sia - 1
Goalscorer: Mervyn
Players: Andy, Lawrence, Lee, Chan, Henry, Mervyn, Raja, Rosly, SK, Terry, Teoh, Yap, Wari, Wilson, Ben.

Matchday - Sunday 2 September 2007

2007-08-28T16:17:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Petronas, Bangi
Time: 4pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 2
Sri Serdang Indian Youth - 2
Goalscorers: Ram, Wilson.
Players: Lee, Alex, Chan, Francis, Jason, Henry, Pu, Ram, SK, Terry, Teoh, Yap, Wilson, Ah Kit.

Matchday - Sunday 19 August 2007

2007-08-21T16:36:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Uniten (Field A), Bangi
Time: 4pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
Red Team - 1
Goalscorer: Chan
Players: Lee, Andy, Chan, Francis, Mervyn, Ram, SK, Yap, Wari and 1 gueat player.

Nah!!!!!

2007-08-20T10:53:00.000+08:00

Manchester United who got only 2 points from 3 games.
Micah "we can beat any team" Richards (Manchester City).
The bus driver that parked his bus in front of the City goal.
Arsene "whinning" Wenger's remarks on Blackburn being over-physical.
Rob Styles - how was it a penalty?, you fool.
Fernando Torres for going to La Liverpool.
Swoosh 136 players that wears our jerseys to sleep only.

Matchday - Sunday 12 August 2007

2007-08-13T15:44:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Petronas, Bangi
Time: 5.30pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 0
Kepong Chinese - 4
Players: Lee, Chan, Terry, Andy, Francis, Melvin, Mervyn, SK, Teoh, Pu, Yap, Lawrence, Jason, Wari.

Matchday - Sunday 29 July 2007

2007-07-26T02:55:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Uniten (Field A), Bangi
Time: 4pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
MFFC - 0
Goalscorer: Mervyn
Players: Lee, Chan, Henry, Terry, Andy, Francis, Melvin, Mervyn, Raja, SK, Teoh, Pu, Yap, Lawrence, Jason, Wari.

Matchday - Sunday 22 July 2007

2007-07-23T21:35:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Petronas, Bangi
Time: 4pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
UK Rovers - 0
Goalscorer: Terry
Players: Lee, Terry, Andy, Francis, Melvin, Mervyn, Raja, Teoh, Alex, Yap, Lawrence, Wari.

ESPN SportsCenter

2007-07-23T17:08:00.000+08:00

Good morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another edition of SportsCenter....First-up Social Soccer League. Swoosh 136 narrowly edged U.K. Rovers over the weekend. Their mercurial and soon-to-be-bald Captain, Terry Lian, knocked in the winner off a corner kick by Mervyn Lim in the second-half.

Collete Wong: Mmmm....Terry has been phenomenal. I wonder if he's married.

Uday Joshi: Er.....Ahem...Terry issued a challenge to his strikers to buck up and take their chances next week.

Collete Wong: He was every where on the field last week...running, sliding, tackling, kicking, heading, scoring...and he is all so hot...

Uday Joshi: Number one striker Ram Chia has been seen out partying into the wee hours of the morning and failed to turn up for practice and games. Left-winger Wilson Tan has been a target of transfer recently, while Andy couldn't even score with a hooker...(grinning).

Collete Wong: And that pervert is still injured?

Uday Joshi: It seems so. Ongwen is still recuperating from a sprained back and should be back by...ah, who cares...damaged goods anyway.

Collete Wong: Stay tune for more info on Swoosh 136 in Nokia Football Crazy after this.

This is Gravesen

2007-07-20T10:36:00.000+08:00

MEMALUKAN - Pasukan bolasepak kebangsaan harus dibubarkan dan dilarang sekali dari bertanding di arena antarabangsa, sebelum langkah sewajarnya diambil untuk mengembalikan maruah negara yang telah dicemar. Aduh...memang sakit hati sekali melihat aksi pasukan bolasepak kebangsaan di Asia Cup baru-baru ini. Pasukan Malaysia langsung tidak mampu bersaing dengan negara jiran, apatah lagi gergasi Asia dan Timur Tengah. Sudah melebihi dua dekad bolasepak Malaysia dipandang hina dan di caci setiap peminat setia bolasepak Malaysia. Presiden FAM masih enggan meletak jawatan dan "berikrar" untuk mengembalikan zaman kegemilangan. Kanser yang merebak bolasepak Malaysia tidak boleh diubati sekadar dengan anti-biotik sahaja. Mat Jenin yang masih menerajui FAM harus bangun dan sedar bahawa beliau adalah punca penyakit dan harus berambus dari dunia bolasepak. Betapa tebalnya kulit manusia ini, sedangkan di negara Jepun, pasti perut dan usus jurulatih dan pengurus sudah terburai demi menebus malu jika skuad negaranya kecundang seperti Malaysia.

Matchday - Sunday 15 July 2007

2007-07-15T23:59:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Uniten (Field B), Bangi
Time: 5.30pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
Desa Pandan Boys - 2
Goalscorer: Andy
Players: SK, Lee, Terry, Andy, Francis, Chan, Mervyn, Raja, Teoh, Jason, Alex, Yap, Lawrence.

Matchday - Sunday 8 July 2007

2007-07-09T15:56:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Uniten (Field A), Bangi
Time: 5.30pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 0
Sri Petaling - 1

This is Gravesen

2007-06-28T15:49:00.000+08:00

Unbelievable if you ask me. I have lost my striking partner even before the damn season starts. Ong "Owen" Seow Fong has a slipped disc and there goes his football career, badminton, golf and possibly sex life. Well, not that he is good in any of the four activities anyway. What befuddles me is someone as athletic as him with such a low center of gravity can be humbled by such an injury. Stupidity helps, I think. In his own words last night, "I was out drinking with Malay chicks (yeah right!) and I stood for more than five hours. The next day, I felt the excruciating pain in my back". Don't ask me why he's not sitted, but I guess his date must be some pretty tall woman. By the way, in case you are wondering, he said that he still had feeling down south. But no more life in the fast lane from now on. No more lambadas. No more twists. Just good ol' Texas Two Step and line dancing. On the bright side, he gets to park near entrances to shopping malls and cinemas. Now how bout that?

Matchday - Sunday 24 June 2007

2007-06-21T22:00:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Uniten (Field B), Bangi
Time: 4pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 0
Red Team - 0
Players: SK, Lee, Terry, Renu, Andy, Wari, Francis, Henry, Chan, Melvin, Sara, Teoh, Kam, Jason, Alex, Yap.

Matchday - Sunday 17 June 2007

2007-06-12T20:57:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Mardi (Field B), UPM, Serdang
Time: 4pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 2
Full Gospel Assembly (FGA) - 1
Goalscorers: Mervyn, Andy.
Players: Andy, Francis, Henry, Lee, Mervyn, Renu, SK, Terry, Yap, Wari, Chan, Melvin.

Matchday - Sunday 10 June 2007

2007-06-12T20:13:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Road 10, PJ Old Town
Time: 5.15pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 0
Puma Winners - 1
Players: Alex, Andy, Francis, Henry, Teoh, Lee, Ram, Renu, SK, Terry, Yap, Wari, Chan, Melvin, Jason, Kam.

Matchday - Sunday 3 June 2007

2007-06-04T21:22:00.000+08:00

Friendly
Venue: Uniten, Bangi
Time: 4pm
Final Score:
Swoosh 136 - 1
Red Team - 0
Goalscorer: Ram
Players: Alex, Andy, Francis, Henry, Teoh, Lee, Ong, Raja, Ram, Renu, SK, Terry, Yap, Wari, Chan, Melvin, Jason.